if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
My name is Shandra. I'm an English major with dreams of being a librarian. In my free time I like to read, crochet, and watch TV on the internet. Interests include Doctor Who, Castle, Disney, Harry Potter, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, and anything to do with Joss Whedon (Buffy, Firefly, Dr. Horrible). I'm in love with anything England, and I miss it. My current obsession is Korean dramas and Kpop. Please check out my kdrama review blog at wanderingandreviewing.wordpress.com
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they do is kiss a little, I’m going to curse your crops and come for your children like a fucking thief in the goddamn night.